The SecretLife of American Cat.
Hello, my name’s Momo.
Purr.
I was brought here fresh from the bubble wrap to this one particular girl.
I hate stickers. They’re sticky.
I was kinda hoping that I was brought here in a nice little box rather than a bubble wrap, though.
Actually, this guy bought me.
I love playing monster vs. human.
Ooh, French girls!
Currently, I have a habit of munching bugs and flies.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
Seriously, I can play Canon in D better than my master.
Maksim Jr.
My hobby? I’d say meditate but actually it’s more than that.
Can you do this?
I’ll just meditate here.
I also love watching people for hours.
I don’t usually take bath. I don’t know why human always do.
No. Please don’t.
Omigod. She did not just do that.
This is getting ridiculous.. I look like a chipmunk!
Grr.
Don’t touch me.
I said don’t touch me!
Ah, that feels good.
Now, if you can just leave me alone with my thing.
